My son is a regular comedian I've found. The problem is, sometimes he doesn't know he's being funny and I laugh and he gets upset with me... example in the car on the way home yesterday:

Me: Liam, you have a new friend at home!
Liam: My daddy's at home?
Me: Yes he is, but we got you a present waiting at home for you!
Liam: Where is it?
Me: At home!
Liam: You get me a present?
Me: Yes, it's a new pet! Mommy & Daddy got you a frog today!
Liam: A froggie?
Me: Yes! He's white and you have to name him - what do you think you should name your frog?
Liam: Toby the Train.
Me: Toby?
Liam: No, (long pause) chocolate milk.
Me: You want chocolate milk?
Liam: No french fry. His name is turtle.
Me: Your frog's name is turtle or french fry?
Liam: No his name is Apple Mommy.
Me: Okay, so Apple it is (a little Gwenyth Paltrow-ish but who am I to judge)
Liam: Mommy - God doesn't like frogs.
Me: Yes He does - He made the frogs!
Liam: No, He doesn't like them, they hurt Him.
Me: Okay, the frogs hurt God. But I don't think they did.
Liam: Mommy, I want Donald's (this is Liam for McDonald's)
Me: No we have to go home and see your froggie!!
Liam: No, I don't have a froggie. I have chicken nuggets and apples.
Me: Okay, sounds good. We'll see when we get home. Daddy's at home waiting.
Liam: (very loudly and waving) Hey Chicken Nugget!
Me: Yes Liam-
Liam: My Daddy is at home!
Literally, we went on and on and I really don't know if the frog's name is after a McDonald's Happy Meal or if it's really Apple. But, Liam loves his frog. He is also calling me Chicken Nugget (not quite sure why). And he was very excited that Daddy was home (thrown out back and all) So, I couldn't help but giggle throughout this entire conversation, too precious, but you could tell my chuckles were not welcome by the look on Liam's face...
